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Just some quotations I've run across that seemed appropriately Surly.
| If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you always got. — W. Edwards Deming |
| Hanging one scoundrel, it appears, does not deter the next. Well, what of it? The first one is at least disposed of. — H. L. Mencken |
| Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses. — H. L. Mencken |
| We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. — H. L. Mencken |
| Demagogue: One who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots. — H. L. Mencken |
| The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work. — Unknown |
| A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults. — Louis Nizer |
| I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. — Clarence Darrow |
| I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. — Mark Twain |
| Hey, pal. What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Me. Bob Kelso. — Bob Kelso character on TV sitcom "Scrubs" |
| Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity. — Robert Heinlein |
| You don't throw a pirhana into the kiddie pool and hang around to watch the bubbles. — Jimmy James character on “News Radio” TV show |
| Give a man a fire and you keep him warm for a night. Set him on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life. — Unknown |
| The world is run by idiots because they're more efficient than hamsters. — Unknown |
| The moon is covered with the results of astronomical odds. — Unknown |
| Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. — Robert Heinlein, "Logic of Empire" |
| Maybe I should tie the long hair on your head to the shorth air on your ass and kick you down the street. — Hank Hill |
| Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. — Jed Babbit (Former US Under-secretary of Defense) |
| The optimist thinks this is the most perfect of all worlds; the pessimist fears he is right. — J. Robert Oppenheimer |
| Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. In fact, just leave me alone. — Unknown |
| It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. — Unknown |
| If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. — Unknown |
| The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. — Thomas Jefferson |
| You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem. — Edwards' Law |
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